Often Amazed

I am often amazed by the total lack of simple good manners and courtesy shown to me in e-mails by prospective clients, eager submissives and desperate slave. These are people who wish me to pay them some attention and yet this is a sample of an actual email I recently received;

“I need a very hard spanking in frost of every one please E mail me @ ………. “
(I have removed the address to avoid embarrassing the sender)

That was the total extent of the communication. No greeting, No name given. What can anyone sending such an email hope to gain?

Here is another example;

“I want to serve you. I want to lick your boots and be owned by you. I am willing to relocate. I want to be a total slave.”

Again, there is no greeting, no name, no respect shown, no graciousness no consideration shown. Again I ask the question, what can anyone sending such an email hope to gain.

In both cases they gain NOTHING. The delete button is my friend and I do not hesitate to use it.

A word to the wise. I don’t mind if your emails are not highly eloquent, I don’t mind if English is not your first language and so your grammar is not all it could be, but I do mind when people writing to me do not put a greeting on there emails, EG Dear Mistress Strict
I do mind when they fail to sign a name in closing.
I do mind when they fail to spell check their letters.
I do mind when they fail to use the subject line.

A further suggestion:-
When writing to a Domme seeking to be accepted into her service, do not make your correspondence all about YOU. Rather, write explaining why you would be of great service to the lady. List your skills explaining how they would benefit her. Make sure your focus is on the Mistress and NOT on yourself.

Be polite,
Be respectful and
Be considerate.

Making Mistress Laugh

One of my sweet slaves, took it upon himself to make my day a little more pleasant by sharing some jokes with me. One in particular made me laugh out loud, so I thought I would share his good work with you all.

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.She said: 'For being such an exemplary married couple and especially this time, I will grant you each a wish.''Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband' .The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Elizabeth II luxury liner and ten thousand dollars appeared in her hands.Then it was the husband's turn.He thought for a minute and said: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my heart'.I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! the husband became 92 years old.
The Moral of the story: Men who can be ungrateful bastards should remember: Fairies are Female.

He also sent his image, which I also liked ALOT!!!

Service to your Mistress can take many forms, there are of course the 'classics', the foot rub, the massage, the preparation of a special meal, but service can to many many different forms. Lightening the load with a laugh is a wonderful form of service.

Think about your Mistress, how can you lighten her load? What can you do, without being asked, without expecting a reward, what can you do to make her life more pleasant?

Why not go and do it?

Mistress Strict